pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

(via art-of-steu)

timothydelaghetto:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

… If you got just a little bit

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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(Source: rihspect, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)